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Let's hope that Wired doesn't copyright me. Hello, burritos! I'm Enni Puddleduck here to do Wired (wait can I use that name) (I don't know anything about how copyright works as you've probably noticed) Lired's autocomplete interview to answer your burning questions about ducks. I am a blanket burrito. You might have seen me in… Continue reading Duck Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions
If you ever call a duck a goose then run for your life. (Because as I will yet remind you once again, we can charge at 70 miles per hour.) (Techincally so can geese but we look prettier doing it.) Today I'll be teaching you all about birdname insults. Have you ever heard someone call… Continue reading Birdname Insults 101
Something about my brain delights in being tortured and twisted into a bunch of tiny knots. So imagine how happy it was when I discovered PARADOXES. Here's a new defintion for you guys: Pa•ra•doxnounSomething that makes Enni happy Like, when I searched the definition for definition because I needed to look at the format of… Continue reading It’s a Paradox!
The Blanket Burrito 