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Hello, burritos! Before we start, I want to do a spotlight on one of my friends. She is currently running an Instagram for earrings she's made and this will hopefully turn into a shop soon! Please go and check her out here. All her designs are so gorgeous and I can't wait until they're actually… Continue reading Reviewing Etsy’s Duck Products
Let's hope that Wired doesn't copyright me. Hello, burritos! I'm Enni Puddleduck here to do Wired (wait can I use that name) (I don't know anything about how copyright works as you've probably noticed) Lired's autocomplete interview to answer your burning questions about ducks. I am a blanket burrito. You might have seen me in… Continue reading Duck Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions
If you ever call a duck a goose then run for your life. (Because as I will yet remind you once again, we can charge at 70 miles per hour.) (Techincally so can geese but we look prettier doing it.) Today I'll be teaching you all about birdname insults. Have you ever heard someone call… Continue reading Birdname Insults 101
This has probably been the most exhausting quarantine adventure yet. And I baked a cake. I really do have quite a bit of respect for board game makers now. The creation is utterly excruciating. (Or maybe that's because they have all that fancy tech and I don't.) (But I'll be nice and attribute it to… Continue reading Adventures in Quarantine No. 4//Making a Board Game
If you're a blanket burrito, then I require you to build a blanket fort at least once in your life if you're able. A blanket fort is basically a shelter created from your tortillas. That didn't sound nearly as good as it did in my head. But a blanket fort is essentially a safe, cozy… Continue reading Adventures in Quarantine No. 3//Blanket Fort
Believe it or not, blanket burritos can be mysterious. This is the first lesson in blanket burrito espionage for you, my burritos. All right...maybe not so much. But still. Today I'll be sharing 3 little-known facts about myself, so that you can torment me the next time we meet. XD No, I'm joking. Please don't.… Continue reading 3 Little-Known Facts About Me
[the stage is set. the audience murmur as they wonder at the title of the event: save the turkeys. what could it mean? is it a philosophical discourse on the nature of the giblet? is it a play with live turkeys? did someone accidentally misspell turn keys and intended to speak on the life and… Continue reading Discourse on Feathered Fowl Commonly Associated with the Giving of Thanks #everyfowlmatters
The Blanket Burrito 